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Cursed compter
« on: August 25, 2010, 09:45:44 pm »
I am sure u all are rather worried about me but rest assured i am alright my computer is being a durpus. My drivers or something Are being gayt a windows update is suppose to solve but it wont install as my computer just crashes or freezes before it installs also i-phones are hard to type on so excuses the random capitals. So hopefully i can get it under control soon. Any ideas besides fuckin it already tried it.
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Re: Cursed compter
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 10:15:20 pm »
I think I read that you had sex with your computer.

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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 01:08:42 pm »
Any ideas besides fuckin it already tried it.

I think I read that you had sex with your computer.

I concur.

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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 05:14:48 pm »
Your whole problem is owning an apple product ;)

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2010, 10:54:36 pm »
Faggets all of u, anyway running my computer in safe mode with networking atm. That is why there are no random capitals, I am still trying to narrow down the problem but I know it is not a virus or anything like that so I am assuming it is an internal thing also I still cant get that update to go without the computer crashing and I cant update in anything but normal mode. So any ideas I am a scrub at computers anyway.

On a side note Red Dead Redemption is epic while listening to the shadow of the colossus soundtrack, I just need to stab giant monsters but epic none the less. Also anything new in HON and the likes of that, I am bored just playing on my xbox and ps3 I can't play HON or 3rd strike and Starcraft 2 qq. I am sure I can get it soon enough I am going to get my dad to look at it tomorrow anyway he is better at this then me.

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Re: Cursed compter
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2010, 11:00:43 pm »
Reformat, noob.

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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2010, 11:13:18 pm »
Explain boy i am not sure what ur saying. I don know much about computers but my mom some games on it And i play em

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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2010, 11:20:52 pm »
Explain boy i am not sure what ur saying. I don know much about computers but my mom some games on it And i play em
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2010, 12:13:42 am »
Explain boy i am not sure what ur saying. I don know much about computers but my mom some games on it And i play em

What he means is that you need to go try and reenact all your favorite Street Fighter Ultras irl. And put them on youtube.

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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2010, 06:30:43 pm »
If he doesn't know what reformatting is he'll never make it through alive... He needs to spend over 9000 dollars to ship it to me so I can fix it.

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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2010, 09:37:49 pm »
So the problem is my ram had died and was being a fagget so I just need to get a new one. Going balls deep and getting a 4GB one instead. It arrives in the mail Tuesday via free 2 day shipping via Amazon.

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« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2010, 11:09:37 pm »
Faggot. It's faggot. With an O. And good call on wasting money on 1 4gig instead of 2 2gigs or similar. That way when your new one dies, you are fucked all over again.
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 08:11:55 am »
Faggot. It's faggot. With an O. And good call on wasting money on 1 4gig instead of 2 2gigs or similar. That way when your new one dies, you are fucked all over again.

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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2010, 01:06:18 pm »
can i just buy 4 1gb drives? :3

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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2010, 01:44:32 pm »
2 sticks is faster than 1 due to the glory of interleaving. Never have just 1 stick of ram. Also, if you're on a 32-bit OS only about 3 1/2 of those gigs will be usable because windows is bad.

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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2010, 01:54:06 pm »
2 sticks is faster than 1 due to the glory of interleaving. Never have just 1 stick of ram. Also, if you're on a 32-bit OS only about 3 1/2 of those gigs will be usable because 32-bit windows is bad.

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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2010, 02:48:15 pm »
Well I mean it is better then my old one so its ok and yes it is.

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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2010, 04:16:50 pm »
2 sticks is faster than 1 due to the glory of interleaving. Never have just 1 stick of ram. Also, if you're on a 32-bit OS only about 3 1/2 of those gigs will be usable because 32-bit windows is bad.

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Windows is bad because the 32bit problem is windows only. Unix based systems are designed in such as way that in a 32bit operating system each process is limited to the 4GB spectrum (which is unavoidable, the "bit" number is the count f how many bits make up a pointer, so a 32-bit pointer can only address a maximum of 2^32 bytes), not the entire system as in the case of windows. Our 32bit Linux servers have 8GB of usable ram.

Ergo: Windows is bad.

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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2010, 10:18:30 pm »
Sassy? SASSY? I've been called a lot of things.. but sassy... that is a first.
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« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2010, 11:47:07 am »
2 sticks is faster than 1 due to the glory of interleaving. Never have just 1 stick of ram. Also, if you're on a 32-bit OS only about 3 1/2 of those gigs will be usable because 32-bit windows is bad.

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Windows is bad because the 32bit problem is windows only. Unix based systems are designed in such as way that in a 32bit operating system each process is limited to the 4GB spectrum (which is unavoidable, the "bit" number is the count f how many bits make up a pointer, so a 32-bit pointer can only address a maximum of 2^32 bytes), not the entire system as in the case of windows. Our 32bit Linux servers have 8GB of usable ram.

Ergo: Windows is bad.

Proving the point that 32bit windows is bad?

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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2010, 12:07:33 pm »
2 sticks is faster than 1 due to the glory of interleaving. Never have just 1 stick of ram. Also, if you're on a 32-bit OS only about 3 1/2 of those gigs will be usable because 32-bit windows is bad.

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Windows is bad because the 32bit problem is windows only. Unix based systems are designed in such as way that in a 32bit operating system each process is limited to the 4GB spectrum (which is unavoidable, the "bit" number is the count f how many bits make up a pointer, so a 32-bit pointer can only address a maximum of 2^32 bytes), not the entire system as in the case of windows. Our 32bit Linux servers have 8GB of usable ram.

Ergo: Windows is bad.

Proving the point that 32bit windows is bad?
No, proving that the problem is at the fault of Windows, not 32bit. Windows is bad.

If you'd like to start a flame war I'm more than willing. I'll post later more reasons that windows is bad, as this is simply one of many. The only redeeming qualities of windows are in fact byproducts of the work of other companies, and are not to be used as praise for windows (namely, program and hardware compatibility).

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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2010, 01:01:40 pm »
2 sticks is faster than 1 due to the glory of interleaving. Never have just 1 stick of ram. Also, if you're on a 32-bit OS only about 3 1/2 of those gigs will be usable because 32-bit windows is bad.

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Windows is bad because the 32bit problem is windows only. Unix based systems are designed in such as way that in a 32bit operating system each process is limited to the 4GB spectrum (which is unavoidable, the "bit" number is the count f how many bits make up a pointer, so a 32-bit pointer can only address a maximum of 2^32 bytes), not the entire system as in the case of windows. Our 32bit Linux servers have 8GB of usable ram.

Ergo: Windows is bad.

Proving the point that 32bit windows is bad?
No, proving that the problem is at the fault of Windows, not 32bit. Windows is bad.

If you'd like to start a flame war I'm more than willing. I'll post later more reasons that windows is bad, as this is simply one of many. The only redeeming qualities of windows are in fact byproducts of the work of other companies, and are not to be used as praise for windows (namely, program and hardware compatibility).

I'm not in it for a flame-war, you got all butt-hurt because I didn't agree with one of your opinions and made a joke fix'd post. I seem to remember a time when jokes were common around here. You hate windows, good for you.

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If you'd like to start a flame war I'm more than willing.

I can't believe your seriously willing to go all-out for a dumbshit argument which, when over, will mean nothing. I'm not just going to break down and go "Wow Chris, you're right, windows blows black cock." How dare someone have a difference in opinion, this is almost as bad as a religious debate.

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No, proving that the problem is at the fault of Windows, not 32bit. Windows is bad.

I know its a problem of windows, but at the moment it only shows to be a problem in 32bit windows. Never said it was a strictly 32bit problem. Even though each process is still limited to 4gb, you can kick on PAE and be able to utilize more of your ram. If there weren't a lot of shitty drivers for windows devices they would have it on by default.

Windows has its problems, but its a great operating system. (except for vista and me)

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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2010, 03:17:20 pm »
Windows has its problems, but its a great operating system. (except for vista and me)

WINDOWS MILLENNIUM WAS THE BEST FUCKING OS EVER. SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.

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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2010, 04:32:17 pm »
tl;dr, sorry I provoked you.

I'm interested in either serious conversations about pros/cons of things, or nonsense... The inbetween doesn't interest me.

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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2010, 05:38:47 pm »
This is why you shouldn't use 32 bit windows supernaut, it causes borderline-flamewars.