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DWARF FORTRESS
« on: May 05, 2010, 09:09:57 am »
Hey Chris (and any jedi masters of DF who I don't know of), how the fuck do I get my lazy dwarves to become soldiers?

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 11:08:51 am »
m, for military, then create a squad and assign dwarfs to it. Go to the alerts and create a new entry there and then go to schedule, press * and / until your alert is selected at the top and then tell then what they should do throughout the year.

To tell a squad to do something right now go to s, for squads, and use that menu to order your existing squads around...

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 11:11:41 am »
Was interested in playing this game until I saw Chris's answer.

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2010, 11:19:24 am »
If you saw the menus my instructions make sense. I've just memorized all the hotkeys.

Here's, basically, how the military system works.....
You create squads and assign dwarfs to those squads. You can tell the dwarfs what they should wear and use for weapons in this menu also
You create "Alerts" which are a bad name for "Schedules"
You dictate what an alert should do on a month-to-month basis... I usually make a "Training" alert which makes them train every other month, because if they train for too long in a row they get bitchy about "Long patrol hours"...
You assign alerts to squads, so after you've set up a few alerts you can assign like "Squad A will be training, Squad B will be patrolling the main entrance attacking any hostile enamies, and Squad C will stand down until I tell them otherwise"
there is also a menu for telling them what to do right now, instead of relying on a schedule.

The schedule system is great because it's completely set it and forget it...

It's not an easy game, but it's really fun

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2010, 12:47:04 pm »
Understood. I also do not have a metalsmith or mechanic dwarf, is there a way to train them from my little peons already or do I have to wait for a migrant to waddle in/some baby to grow up and magic himself some mechanic skills?

edit: figured it out
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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2010, 02:33:55 pm »
v, p, l
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Use Dwarf Therapist, you'll cry that you didn't realize it existed until right now.

http://code.google.com/p/dwarftherapist/

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2010, 02:52:23 pm »
WEEW! I found magma!

Time to start a rather large project to pump that up to the surface... Also going to carefully mine some ademantine, the best material in the game...

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2010, 12:14:22 pm »
Sittin in ur public education, wastin ur tax dollas on dwarf fortress time

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2010, 12:34:32 pm »
Update: School computer runs Dwarf Fortress like garbage.

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2010, 12:37:01 pm »
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/DF2010:Maximizing_framerate

WOOOOOOOORD

Also, set the graphical FPS max to like 10, but leave the logic FPS at 100...

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2010, 12:38:37 pm »
Nah bro, I mean it's taken 10 minutes to generate a world.

Currently at 1400/6000 units offloaded

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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2010, 12:42:36 pm »
Oh, yeah, sometimes worldgen is insanely slow on certain setups... Play shouldn't be toooooo bad...

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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2010, 12:44:25 pm »
Got to 4200, was told to switch to a different PC immediately 'cause some stupid girl saved her project to the computers hard drive, not the schoolwide accessable server. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2010, 12:51:44 pm »
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2010, 11:13:47 am »
These fuckers are making me work today instead of play Dwarf Fortress. I mean, who the fuck are they to make me do assignments in a class?

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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2010, 01:31:15 pm »
These fuckers are making me work today instead of play Dwarf Fortress. I mean, who the fuck are they to make me do assignments in a class?

Sounds like my CAD class in high school.  I'd work for 10 minutes and then play counter-strike for the rest of the class.

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2010, 10:29:44 am »
Cheered out loud when a dungeon master migrated to my fortress.

Then realized I'd lose the fortress when school ended.


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« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2010, 10:45:04 am »
zip up and email yourself the data/saves/region1 folder...

Dungeon Master = awesome, you can tame exotic animals now (like dragons and shit)

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2010, 11:02:39 am »
I keep a flash drive dedicated to DF on me at all times now. It's a little pathetic, but hey.

Anyways, struck native platinum before i got my first migrants. It's gonna be a good day.

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« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2010, 12:13:06 pm »
Platinum is meh... Lots of magnetite and trees is omfghax... Steel is amazing and useful, platinum sells for a lot... Useful > Value, value even rock crafts can sustain a super-fortress...

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« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2010, 12:23:34 pm »
Hey, fuck you. My dwarves need platinum coated everything. They're gonna get bling... or die tryin

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2010, 12:29:03 pm »
Try getting some ademantine, then you'll know what it means to die trying.

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Re: DWARF FORTRESS
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2010, 12:36:22 pm »
I shall explore for it. Can you tell me again how to get my broker/manager to train their appraisal shit so I know what stuffs i haz?

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« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2010, 12:46:17 pm »
n, select bookkeeper, s, select the resolution you want, enter

Broker doesn't train, just trade a lot and he gets better and better every time...

DO NOT make your broker and your bookkeeper the same person, although I do recommend making your bookkeeper and your manager the same person

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« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2010, 12:49:25 pm »
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