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Jarate.
« on: May 20, 2009, 06:38:57 pm »
As if it wasn't obvious as shit, the snipers last unlock in Jarate. If you keep refreshing the spy update page, you will notice a jar of piss flying towards the spy. Will edit when it actually gets updated


http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 07:23:17 pm by Weegee »

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Re: Jarate.
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 07:19:13 pm »
How many times did you refresh the page to get that to happen?



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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 07:20:50 pm »
After I heard about it, it was like 3 or 4. Its random when it appears though, so it may take more/less to get it.

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Re: Jarate.
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 07:21:13 pm »
Drake is the best of the best, he is king shit of fuck mountain.

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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 07:23:06 pm »
Goddamn it Drake, I was just going to do that -_-

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 07:25:35 pm »
TIGHTEN THE FUCK UP SIRS
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Re: Jarate.
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 07:31:14 pm »
Nothing says F-U like a quart of urine all over the face.

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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 07:35:24 pm »
or; let me help put out those flames.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 07:36:11 pm »
All of this begs to wonder what kind of taunt you will have whilst holding your jar of Jarate.....



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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 07:38:00 pm »
I would absolutely love for the sniper to just whip it out take a piss all over someone for a taunt kill.

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Re: Jarate.
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 07:46:35 pm »
Kinda like this

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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 07:46:50 pm »
I was thinking the exact same thing to be honest with you.



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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2009, 07:52:05 pm »
I love how people start to throw up when he starts pissing on them. That and how accurate he is while moving 0_o

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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2009, 09:13:48 pm »
Its urine throwing time, I hope to get that as quick as possible. The ambassador is my close 2nd.

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Re: Jarate.
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2009, 11:16:39 pm »
Debuffs now?


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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 02:05:50 am »
HOLY DOOLEY, IT'S NOW AN MMO.

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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2009, 02:55:01 am »
Just wait until we get the Epic headgear that protects against headshots and adds +5 to Damage and gives a 25% higher chance of Criticals. I CAN'T WAIT FOR TF2 ONLINE!!!!



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Re: Jarate.
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2009, 11:01:19 am »
+5 strength +5 stam LEATHER BELT
EEEEEE OOOOOOO

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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2009, 11:23:48 am »
+5 strength +5 stam JAR OF PISS
EEEEEE OOOOOOO
Fixed.

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Re: Jarate.
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2009, 12:18:34 pm »
Wild Spy appeared!
Wild spy used cloak!
What will Sniper do?
Sniper used jar of piss attack!
Its SUPER effective!
Wild spy fainted!
Sniper gained 12 exp
Sniper grew to lvl 6!
Sniper learned "Boom headshot"


Oh wait, wrong game...

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« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2009, 01:13:01 pm »
Sniper is evolving!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B NOOOO!!!!!! He doesn't know speed attack yet!!!!!

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Re: Jarate.
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2009, 01:26:08 pm »
Sniper evolved into Bidoof!

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« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2009, 08:04:41 pm »
Sniper evolved into Wobbuffet!
Fixed.



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« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2009, 06:18:46 pm »
Sniper evolved into Bidoof!

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