Artery clogger!

[Bobby's Pipes]

I had this monstrosity below the other night. Correction: I had 2 of these beasts. Each one has a half pound of chili on top, and covered in cheese/grease, and layered with basically anything you could ever want on a hot dog (all optional of course). My Hot Dog setups: mayo, mustard, ketchup, then the cheese and chili.

[Supernaut]

Dear God man, how do u consume such a thing.

[Tetrodotoxin]

Looks like shit, tastes like gold?

[Bobby's Pipes]

Looks like shit, tastes like gold?

Pretty much. But it was more like WIN+Gold+9001 Internets.

Dear God man, how do u consume such a thing.

With my mouth.

[Ihaveworms]

Do you want some hotdog to go with your cheese?

[smitty]

chicks dig a man that sweats grease

[Bobby's Pipes]

chicks dig a man that sweats grease

Coming straight from the expert.

[chrisinajar]

redneck land monsters dig a man that sweats grease

Fixed for accuracy.

[Bobby's Pipes]

There are several breeds of the Redneck Land Monster where I'm from. It's rather frightening, since I see them everyday at work. *shudders*

[Weegee]

Holy.... Theres a hot dog under there?

Oh, I also recall Bobby asking me to have his babies, to which I replied yes. Not so sure about that one now... :/

[Ihaveworms]

To think he had another one of those just recently too, makes you think twice about your future child huh?

[Bobby's Pipes]

I have had three so far. And if we were to make a child, no one could stop him (cause all I can produce are males) and he would be the manliest man around! No reconsideration is required Weegee. You will have babies with me, and they shall rise and conquer the Earth.

[Weegee]

Thanks Bobby, I was worried there for a second. But I am now certain that our babies will be the manliest cheesiest and greasiest of babies that this world has ever seen. We will create an army of them, accelerate their growth and then train them. We will have the best fucking army ever in around 10 years. I look forward to that time.

[Bobby's Pipes]

Thanks Bobby, I was worried there for a second. But I am now certain that our babies will be the manliest cheesiest and greasiest of babies that this world has ever seen.

They will be cheesy and greasy, but they won't be obese. They will be more ripped than a subpoena to a black man for child support. The grease and cheese just ensures they can never be captured, for a solid grip is not assured when dealing with the Cheesy Grease Beast.

[Ihaveworms]

I had a hotdog today, but it wasn't nearly as greasy as that one there.

[Bobby's Pipes]

I had a hotdog today, but it wasn't nearly as greasy as that one there.

Needs moar grease.